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Zeratul :: Profile (864 views)
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Age

16

Birthday

January 2

Location

B M, Romania

Languages

Romanian, Hungarian, German, English

About Me

bla bla bla enpaprobertvagyok@yahoo.com

Interests

Computer Games,Friends,true love

Favorite Music

JOKES:Killing for peace is like fucking for virginity.
WOMENS ENGLISH:
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = youll be sorry
6. We need to talk = Youre in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
10. Youre certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

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MENS ENGLISH:
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Lets have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7. May I have this dance? = Id like to have sex with you
8. Can I call you sometime? = Id like to have sex with you
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = Id like to have sex with you
10. Can I take you out to dinner? = Id like to have sex with you
11. I dont think those shoes go with that outfit = Im gay
 

Favorite Movies

300
 

Favorite TV Shows

naruto
 

Favorite Books

soty of warcraft and starcraft(un fel de carti)
 

Favorite Quote

If fucking is a talent OMG im talented!!
God sad to the humans a looong time ago:
He who drinks gets drunk.
He who gets drunk falls asleep.
He who falls asleep does not sinn.
He who does not sinn goes to heaven.
So come on guys lets get drunk and go to heaven.


Piesa mea preferata:
Forfeit the game / Before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame / Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face / You can’t run the race
The pace is too fast / You just won't last

You love the way I look at you
While taking pleasure in the awful things you put me through
You take away if I give in
My life
My pride is broken

You like to think you’re never wrong
You have to act like you’re someone
You want someone to hurt like you
You want to share what you’ve been through

You love the things I say I’ll do
The way I’ll hurt myself again just to get back at you
You take away when I give in / my life
My pride is broken

You like to think you’re never wrong
You want to act like you’re someone
You want someone to hurt like you
You want to share what you’ve been through

Forfeit the game / Before somebody else
Takes you out of the frame / Puts your name to shame
Cover up your face / You can’t run the race
The pace is too fast / You just won't last

You like to think you’re never wrong
You want to act like you’re someone
You want someone to hurt like you
You want to share what you’ve been through

You like to think you’re never wrong / forfeit the game
(You live what you’ve learned)
You want to act like you’re someone / forfeit the game
(You live what you’ve learned)
You want someone to hurt like you / forfeit the game
(You live what you’ve learned)
You want to share what you’ve been through / forfeit the game
(You live what you’ve learned)
 
 

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Sep 6, 2008 10:47 AM
Mrrrr says:
 
Parosuleeeeeeee! Pe unde umbli??? Mai intra si tu pe mess si zi-mi cum mai e prin Europa!
 
Aug 4, 2008 2:35 PM
 
nice & funny
 
Aug 4, 2008 2:33 PM
 
nice&funny :>
 
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May 2, 2008 9:05 AM
simi says:
 
""Trebuie sa iti zic un secret...citeste 5
2-Esti grabit?...citeste 8
3-Esti foarte curios, nu-i asa?..citeste 9
4-Deci e asa....cred k e mai bine sa citesti 16
5-Eu nu am curaj,asa k citeste 17
6-Mi-ar placea sa-ti povestesc,dar e mai bine sa citesti 16
7-Iti povestesc,dar...citeste 2
8-E asa de simplu...asa k citeste 4
9-Nu fii nervos,e simplu...citeste 18
10-Inka nu, dar citeste 19
11-Ai obosit? relaxeaza-te...citeste 13
12-Deci am zis k....citeste 3
13-Esti foarte aproape de a afla...citeste 20
14-Psiu!!!hi5 tau e super tare loool :D:D
15-Esti nervos?...citeste 6
16-Tu ink nu ti-ai dat seama,asa-i?....citeste 12
17-Ah!!!Mi-e rusine....citeste 7
18-Nu stiu dak o sa intelegi....citeste 10
19-Citeste 11 cu calm si o sa stii...
20-Acuma iti povestesc..citeste 14 dar foarte incet..ok?""
 
Apr 28, 2008 2:30 PM
Mrrrr says:
 
Duuude... imi place profilu' si pozele din funny. Keep it Real!
 
Apr 17, 2008 7:41 AM
g says:
 
YEAH!m/
 
Apr 16, 2008 9:32 AM
Boda says:
 
a hetvegen, mert a satan csak akkor szabad ;) :))
 
Apr 3, 2008 6:04 AM
Boda says:
 
hey duuuuuuuuuuuuude
yeeeeeah
 
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