A very beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she suddenly trips over something and falls down. On her way falling down, an American man catches her, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll do ANYTHING for you..." The man says: "Okay then, sleep with me." She says : "You PIG!! NEVER!!" So he says "FINE!" and he drops her down.... So she's falling and screaming... Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony, she says :"Oh thank you, you saved me, I'll do anything that you ask..." The guy says : "Fraulein, sleep with me." She replies: "Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!" So the man says : "Fine!!!" and he also drops her down again. She's falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she's going to die. Suddenly, a Muslim man catches the woman from his balcony, she says : "Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll SLEEP with you!!"
The Muslim man replies : "Astagfirulla'h!" and he drops her.
♥If one day u feel like crying♥ ♥Call me♥ ♥I dont promise that i will make u laugh♥ ♥But i can cry with u♥ ♥If one day u want to run away♥ ♥Dont be afraid to call me♥ ♥I dont promise to ask u to stop♥ ♥But i can run with u♥ ♥If one day u dont want to listen to anyone♥ ♥Call me♥ ♥I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet♥ ♥But one day if u call♥ ♥And there is no anwser♥ ♥Come fast to see me♥ ♥Perhaps i need you♥ ♥Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk♥ ♥Or how close you are♥ ♥And send it to the person who sent it to you♥ ♥Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will♥ ♥Remember, everyone needs a friend, dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like♥ ♥Because the one u like will leave u for the one they love♥ ♥Tonite ur true love will relize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning♥ ♥Tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain♥ ♥You will have bad luck for 10 years if you don't pass this on to 15 people♥ ♥If u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u♥
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♥Call me♥
♥I dont promise that i will make u laugh♥
♥But i can cry with u♥
♥If one day u want to run away♥
♥Dont be afraid to call me♥
♥I dont promise to ask u to stop♥
♥But i can run with u♥
♥If one day u dont want to listen to anyone♥
♥Call me♥
♥I promise to be there for u but also promise to remain quiet♥
♥But one day if u call♥
♥And there is no anwser♥
♥Come fast to see me♥
♥Perhaps i need you♥
♥Send this to all your friends, no matter how often you talk♥
♥Or how close you are♥
♥And send it to the person who sent it to you♥
♥Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them, and tell new friends you never will♥
♥Remember, everyone needs a friend,
dont ever leave the one u love for the one u like♥
♥Because the one u like will leave u for the one they love♥
♥Tonite ur true love will relize how much they love u between 1 and 4 in the morning♥
♥Tomorrow the shock of your life will occur if u break the chain♥
♥You will have bad luck for 10 years if you don't pass this on to 15 people♥
♥If u get this it means the person who sent it truly cares about u♥