Social Skills

Narutards have different objectives when it comes to social interaction.
Unlike "normal" people they expect to accomplish several unrealistic things from social interaction:

Stimulating and thought-provoking conversation.
A feeling of connectedness with other narutards.

Unlike normal people, narutars have irational objectives for social rational interactions:

Get it over with as soon as possible.
Avoid getting invited to something very unpleasant.
Demonstrating his mental superiority and mastery of all subjects.
Fascination with... yes you've got it rigth naruto and anime but frankly animetard sounds too turdy soo let's stick to narutard

To the narutard, all matter in the universe can be placed into one of two categories:

Things that need to be like naruto.
Things that will be narutarded after the narutard finishes  with them.

Narutards love solving problems.

If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own. Normal people of course don’t understand this concept.
They believe that the thing isn’t boring, there is no need to fix it.
Or in a narutard way if none is there don't play with yourself.
On the other hand narutards believe that if it’s not boring yet, it doesn’t have enough features.

Not one narutard looks at a girl without wondering what it would take to turn her  into a temari or sakura.

Not one can take a shower without wondering if some sort of retarded ninja  would make his unnecesary appeareance.

To the narutard, the world is a toy box full of sub-narutized and feature-poor naruto skills.

Fashion and Appearance

Clothes have the lowest priority once the basic thresholds for narutardness and coolness have been satisfied.
If nothing is close to normal, and if no glands are swinging around, then the objective of clothing has been met.
Anything else is a waste.

Honesty

Narutards are always honest in matters of naruto and human relationships.
This is why it’s probably good idea to keep them away from customers, romantic interests, and other people who can’t handle the truth.

Narutards sometimes bend the truth to avoid work.
They say things that sound like lies but technically are not because nobody could be expected to believe them.
The complete list of a narutard lies is listed below.

"I won’t change anything without asking you first."
"I’ll return your hard-to-find cable tomorrow."
"I have to have new equipment to do my job."
"I’m not jealous of your new computer."

Powers of Concentration

If there is one trait that best defines a narutard then it's just not this one.
But there are some who can concentrate on one subject with complete exclusion of everything else in the environment.
This sometimes causes narutards to be pronounced dead prematurely.
Some funeral homes in narutards filled areas have started checking resumes before processing the bodies.
They are putting anybody with a degree in naruto or experience in naruto computer game in the lounge for a few days to see if he or she snaps out of it.

Risk

Narutards absolutely hate risk.
They are always trying to eliminate it.
This is of course understandable, given that when a narutard makes one little mistake, the other narutards will treat it like it’s a big deal or something.

Examples of bad press for narutards:

Dei dara not being a girl.
Naruto not making a scene when he found out about a certain death
And someone with orange hair not being naruto's dad
nor the brother
Kishimoto being or not being remotly boring/predictable
50000 posts getting the rules here stuck

The risk/reward calculation for narutards looks something like this:

Risk: Public humiliation and the death of thousands of innocent people.
Reward: A certificate of appreciation in a handsome plastic frame.
Being practical, narutards uate the balance of risks and rewards and decide that risk is not a good thing.
The best way to avoid risk is by advising that any activity is technically impossible for reasons that are far too complicated to explain.

If that approach is not sufficient, the narutard will fall back to a second line of defense:
 "It’s technically possible but it will take too many chapters."

Ego

When it comes to ego there are only two things important to narutards:

How smart they are.
How many cool theoryes they own.

The fastest way to get an narutard to solve a problem is to declare that it’s unsolvable.
No narutard can walk away from an unsolvable problem until the problem is solved.
No illness or distraction is sufficient to get the narutard off the case.
These types of challenges quickly become personal.

Narutards will go without food and hygiene for days when solving a problem.
(Other times just because they forgot.)
When they succeed and finally solve the problem they will experience an ego rush that is better than sex and I’m including the kind of sex where
other people are involved.

Nothing is more threatening to the narutard than the suggestion that somebody has more naruto skill.
Normal people sometimes use that as a lever to extract more cookies from the narutard.
When an narutard says that something can’t be d,
some clever normal persons have learned to glance at the narutard with a look of compassion and pity and say something along these lines:
"I’ll ask John to figure it out. He knows how to make difficult technical theoryes."

At that point it is a good idea to remove your self from between the narutard and the problem.
The narutard will set upon the problem like a starved Chihuahua on a pork chop.

So along these lines you must take a Narutard and if you try to become one then join us as we have cookies, and we lurve cats.