-E usor sa vezi partea pozitiva a problemelor celorlalti.
-Nicio problema nu este atat de mare incat sa nu poata fi incadrata undeva.
-Prima regula a escavarii:daca te afli intr-o groapa...opreste-te din sapat.
-Daca te opresti sa gandesti,nu uita sa incepi din nou.
-Sfatul este ceea ce cerem atunci cand stim deja raspunsul,dar ne-am dori sa nu-l fi stiut.
-Furia generata de scrierea gresita a unui nume intr-o coloana este direct proportionala cu mediocritatea celui mentionat.
-Cand incerci sa demonstrezi cuiva ca o masina nu functioneaza,ea va functiona.
-Daca te simti bine,nu fi ingrijorat,va trece.
-Omul se impieedica uneori de adevar,dar cel mai adesea el se ridica si isi continua drumul.
-Frumusetea are grosimea pielii,dar uratenia ajunge pana la os.
-Suma inteligentei pe planeta este constanta,insa populatia se afla intr-o continua crestere.
-Oportunitatea va bate la usa in cel mai putin oportun moment.
-Pentru ca ceva sa devina curat,altceva trebuie sa devina murdar,dar poti murdari totul,fara sa cureti nimic.
-Lucrurile care nu sunt egale cu nimic altceva sunt egale intre ele.

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