Sunt o fata de talie potrivita cu ochi caprui.

sa ajung o buna tenismena

poop

inima de tigan si lacrimi de iubire

trazniti din nato si cronica carcotasilor

***A-nceput de ieri sa cada Cate un elev pe strada Si mai cad in continuare De a tezelor teroare. Ca au profa la romana O vaca nebuna, Si la mate un mistret, O clasa ca un cotet. La fizica si chimie, Cate-o sperietoare vie, Numa trei stiu ca sa puna Si sa urle pan’ la luna. a la teze si lucrari Da note la “domnitori”. Iara al’ de geografie, Dobitoca de cand se stie. La civica un magar, Vanzator la aprozar, Vine ca sa ii invete Ca-n guvern sunt numa zdrente. La muzica un tembel, Canta numa pentru el, La desen o sclerozata, Vrea doar opere de arta. La latina au o ciuma, Mananca doar matraguna, Se uita la tine-o data Ai cosmaruri viata toata ***



Afara-i frig, in casa-i cald
Si-n soba arde mama,
De grinda-i tata spanzurat,
Iar eu ma tai cu lama.
Lungit e mosu' Mihu-n pod
Cu un cutit in spate,
L-am urmarit de la parter
Pe viata si pe moarte.
Iar unchiu-miu e-n dormitor,
Pitit intr-o valiza,
Legat cu doua fire lungi
Ce duc direct la priza.
Bunica-i langa aragaz,
Cu un furtun in gura,
Si-n jurul ei miroase-a gaz,
Si nu a prajitura.
Ascuns e frati-miu-n dulap,
Nu-i pasa de nimica,
Are un topor in cap
Sa-i tina cipilica.
Si-n frigider e congelat
In pungi de-un kil bunicu,
Dar eu sunt mic, nu stiu nimic,
De-abia imi tai buricu.
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