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***A-nceput de ieri sa cada Cate un elev pe strada Si mai cad in continuare De a tezelor teroare. Ca au profa la romana O vaca nebuna, Si la mate un mistret, O clasa ca un cotet. La fizica si chimie, Cate-o sperietoare vie, Numa trei stiu ca sa puna Si sa urle pan’ la luna. a la teze si lucrari Da note la “domnitori”. Iara al’ de geografie, Dobitoca de cand se stie. La civica un magar, Vanzator la aprozar, Vine ca sa ii invete Ca-n guvern sunt numa zdrente. La muzica un tembel, Canta numa pentru el, La desen o sclerozata, Vrea doar opere de arta. La latina au o ciuma, Mananca doar matraguna, Se uita la tine-o data Ai cosmaruri viata toata ***
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