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Aug. 23: ::::***a day in hell***::::[funny]
Feb. 06: Testul celor 3
Feb. 06: Cateva sfaturi

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imi place scoala knd sunt orele distractive:X:Xnu-mi plac curvele,gajicile,prefacutele,mincinoasele...etc [[sau cele care se considera makr una din cele d mai sus]]........deci ........my motto[:::don't fuck with me 'cause i'll fuck u harder::::][:X]....

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::::***a day in hell***::::[funny] : Aug 23, 2008

One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...

Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!

Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.

Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the size of a submarine. You can do all the drugs you want and if ya overdose - that's right - you're dead - who cares! O.D.!!
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!

Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.

Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays

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Oct 3, 2008 8:28 AM

Victor says:

Cu o privire ucigatoare se ridica Madalina din banca sa si sta in picioare langa mine cu acea privire ucigatoare si cu acele ghiare si mai ucigatoare. Vanatai de la cine pe maini sa am oare? De la Madalina... Carnea de pe mana de ce nu o mai am oare...K a pus Madalina ghearele pe mine de aia...